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Post by Yiqing Wang on Sept 13, 2013 7:43:20 GMT -5
This thread if dedicated to intellectual jokes.
Engineer jokes are even better. |
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Post by Yiqing Wang on Sept 13, 2013 7:44:04 GMT -5
Three professionals, a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer, took their final test for the job. The sole question in the exam was "how much is one plus one".
The math dude asked the receptionist for a ream of paper, two hours later, he said: I have proven its a natural number
The physicist, after checking parallax error and quantum tables said: its between 1.9999999999, and 2.0000000001
The engineer quickly said: oh! its easy! its two,.... no, better make it three, just to be safe.
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Post by Robin Liu on Sept 15, 2013 19:02:44 GMT -5
Why do kleptomaniacs never laugh at puns?
They always take things literally.
Three people were staying in a hotel: a physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician.
In the middle of the night, a smoke detector woke the physicist. Upon checking the corridor, he found a small fire. After doing some calculations involving the size and intensity of the fire, he put out the fire using as little of the fire extinguisher charge as possible.
Later the same night, the smoke detector woke the engineer. Upon finding the same fire, he quickly grabbed the fire extinguisher and put it out, glad to have resolved the problem quickly and efficiently.
Again the smoke detector was set off, this time waking the mathematician. Upon finding the still hot coals of the fire in the corridor, he thought for a moment and came to a conclusion. He built up the coals into a small fire, and went back to sleep with the satisfaction of having reduced the problem to a previously solved situation.
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